I once went downtown to sake bomb with some friends I hadn't hungout with in a while. I drank some rum before I got there and continued to get drunk until I was too drunk for life. Literally. We went back to my friends apartment, drank more, and then went to a bar. They left me in the apartment by accident I guess and I was too drunk to find the bar even tho it was only right down the street. I proceeded to get lost in philly. I found some kid who I didn't know and I forget his name and he helped me find a cap and then stayed with me during the whole cab ride home. I have no idea who he was or why he did that to me but he did. I spent $30 on a cab home and felt endlessly shameful after it was over